Did you know I've had this blog since May 2003? I can't believe that it's almost been in existance for 7 years now, yeesh. That's a lot of writing/drama/camwhoring to be contained in one location ( Read more... )

My hair is crazy voluminous today.

I blame masturbation.

Seriously.

I might have to do this every day now.

They smell like a mix of garlic and semen.

It's not entirely unappealing, to be quite honest.

Ahhh, the warm fuzzy memories that can only be brought back to glory via msn ( Read more... )

A girl at work has the last name He.

My [east] indian co-worker spent 5 minutes making jokes in regards to it.

I find it ironic that you'd need to use the entire contents of the alphabet, twice, to spell his, and he makes fun of a girl's that only requires two letters. :P

"I wonder if when people laugh at her jokes they go 'hee hee' instead of ' ( Read more... )